meow-moment:

every so often i remember how fucking buckshit whacked out Homestuck actually is. Every single character, no matter how charming and endearing they seem, is a loser. The author is a character within the story, who is killed halfway through and the job of writing the story is taken over by the story’s villain. Said villain is so misogynist that he wants to destroy the whole universe. Every single character dies, at least once, the only exception being a random background NPC who delivers mail. The entire plot is a vehicle to get one creepy ventriloquist dummy from point A to point B. The ICP is there too.

partywithponies:

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

cryoverkiltmilk:

firstgrave:

kings supporting kings

method acting as himbos

STOP

the-violet-writer:

thewritingwarrior:

Every time you see this post on your dash, open up your WIP and write one sentence. It doesn’t matter if the sentence is good, makes sense or works perfectly with your story. You can go back to edit it later. 

Congrats, you made some progress on your WIP!

Make sure to reblog to help fellow writers make progress on their wip!

Everytime this post comes up, I go “DAMNIT!” but then I end up writing a lot and I get proud of myself so. Keep reblogging this!

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

shinigami-thighs:

ouroborosorder:

roundtriptojupiter:

roundtriptojupiter:

everyone suddenly getting hyped about r/place is. Hm. like, if i told you i wrote gullible on the ceiling, would you look up?

like, literally a month ago everyone was like ‘reddit sucks!! blackouts!! boycott reddit!! everyone’s moving to tumblr!!’ and now reddit brings back r/place specifically to attract people back to the platform and… everyone is just falling for it? ignore that shit! just ignore it! i don’t care if there’s cute mcyt drawings on it or you want to help make your country’s flags or whatever! reddit lets you draw with pixels again and suddenly we’re all just cool with it??? can we all just think for two seconds about this

the thing that’s interesting about r/place this time around is that like. I don’t even think it’s working. Like, look at the top half of the canvas. This is just depressing. I know flags are a long-standing tradition, but they’re basically the largest scale thing on the canvas. And those are NOTORIOUSLY easy to bot.

also critically the bottom half of the canvas is literally mostly telling spez to fuck himself.

it turns out that when you try to make a PR problem go away by giving people a medium with which to express discontent, they’ll make an ever-growing wall of just telling you to go fuck yourself. and also redraw bad apple frame by frame. god i love the internet.

bulletsgirl:

lowresolutioncryptid:

bulletsgirl:

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

sethprotector:

inneskeeper:

“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”

yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

Hey tagger are you aware of the existence of any IRL dogs who speak fluent English and solve mysteries? Just curious.